There Are Germs Everywhere
When I went to bed last night I felt safe and secure. And then I turned on the local news and learned that there are germs everywhere - germs, bacteria and even fecal matter (shit, for those of you that didn't study science). Now I don't feel quite so safe anymore.
This news report, which fell between a nice piece on a new set of traffic lights installed at a highly dangerous intersection, and the weather forecast for tomorrow (could be rain, but keep your fingers crossed), got me thinking about germs. Way too much thinking about germs.
There are germs everywhere. Chances are the very monitor you're looking at now is coated with germs and bacterial. The cup of coffee you're sipping out of? There could very well be trace elements of fecal matter from your office's cleaning crew, and that skivy guy from the IT department.
Germs, bacterial and fecal matter are everywhere, and there's nothing you can do about it. This stuff is probably only moments away from killing you.
At least there's only a 30% chance of intermittent showers tomorrow. If I'm going to be killed by something I caught from fecal matter, then it better happen on a relatively sunny day.
This news report, which fell between a nice piece on a new set of traffic lights installed at a highly dangerous intersection, and the weather forecast for tomorrow (could be rain, but keep your fingers crossed), got me thinking about germs. Way too much thinking about germs.
There are germs everywhere. Chances are the very monitor you're looking at now is coated with germs and bacterial. The cup of coffee you're sipping out of? There could very well be trace elements of fecal matter from your office's cleaning crew, and that skivy guy from the IT department.
Germs, bacterial and fecal matter are everywhere, and there's nothing you can do about it. This stuff is probably only moments away from killing you.
At least there's only a 30% chance of intermittent showers tomorrow. If I'm going to be killed by something I caught from fecal matter, then it better happen on a relatively sunny day.
posted by Anonymous at 9:28 AM
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